Category: Latest Releases by Elkins

Christmas from the Heart

Christmas from the Heart

Christmas from the Heart------------

Too busy to escape the holiday craziness? Take a moment. Stop the Christmas chaos with a book of short stories wrapped in the true spirit of the season. The authors of Bard and Book Publishing have collaborated to bring you a special Christmas gift from the heart. You will return to nature. You will be kidnapped by Santa. You will travel to the source of all Christmas music. You will revert back into a high-powered marketing exec surrounded by morbid nonsense until you team up in an old dive bar with an ex who tried to mug you, and an orphan on the verge of homelessness, to defeat the inner Scrooge of the town grinch. You will rethink how you react to people based on your assumptions about them, and eventually your heart will be melted and fully prepped for reentry.
Terror on the Toilet

Terror on the Toilet: Horror and Humor Whilst About Your Business

  • Terror on the Toilet: Horror and Humor Whilst About Your Business by Bard & Book Authors
  • Kindle Edition
  • ISBN: 9781311898999
  • Download Links: Visit this page for links to Amazon and other online retailers to purchase this book both in print and as an ebook.
  • Book website: http://bardandbook.com/terror/

Terror on the Toilet------------

Have you ever wondered what lurks in the deep, dark, abyss?
A Novel Romance Novel by Derek Elkins

A Novel Romance Novel by Derek Elkins

  • A Novel Romance Novel by Derek Elkins
  • Kindle Edition | Smashwords
  • ISBN: 9781310307126
  • Word Count: 53, 920
  • Genre: Humor: Parody, Romance: Contemporary

A Novel Romance Novel by Derek Elkins------------

Harmonica Carlisle was a rich, beautiful freshman starting her journey at Sacagawea State University. Coming off a bad relationship, she wanted nothing more than to concentrate on her classes and prepare herself for what lay in her future...until she meant him. Florentine Montgomery was poor, annoying and socially awkward. He was everything Harmonica didn't need. But with his shining beautiful eyes and handsome carved face, he was everything she had to have.
If Thats What Makes You Happy by Derek Elkins

If That’s What Makes You Happy by Derek Elkins

  • If That's What Makes You Happy by Derek Elkins
  • Kindle Edition | Smashwords
  • ISBN: 9781310437755
  • Word Count: 2,740
  • Genre: Christian Short Stories

If Thats What Makes You Happy by Derek Elkins------------

Happiness seems to be the goal of this new generation, but is that goal everything it appears to be? Robert is a husband and father of two who just wants peace in his life. To this end, he's adopted the mantra, "If that's what makes you happy..." But is striving for the happiness of his wife and children really making Robert's life easier or does it bring a whole new set of problems to his existence?
Pain by Derek Elkins

Pain by Derek Elkins

  • Pain by Derek Elkins
  • Kindle Edition | Smashwords
  • ISBN: 9781310948480
  • Word Count: 4,320
  • Genre: Fiction, Christian, Short Stories

Pain by Derek Elkins------------

PAIN...In some lives it's the only thing that matters. Regina is immersed in a cocoon of pain. The teasing of your classmates, the uselessness of her life leaves her numb and in search of pain as the only legitimate feeling. She is alone and spiraling toward disaster until hope steps in.
The Tallest Tale by Derek Elkins

The Tallest Tale by Derek Elkins

  • The Tallest Tale by Derek Elkins
  • Kindle Edition | Smashwords
  • ISBN: 9781311249500
  • Word Count: 11,800
  • Genre: Parody, Western and American Frontier
The Tallest Tale by Derek Elkins

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The Tallest Tale is a parody of tall tales and legends, such as the tales of Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunyan or Ross Perot. An old man, desperate for whiskey, hobbles into a bar and reveals the tallest tale ever heard about the evils of Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan, a woman who thought she was a pirate, three Indian braves who were also Shakespearean actors and a wily hero named Prairie Dog Pete. Prairie Dog Pete was the rootinest, tootinest, shaking his bootinest cowpoke in the whole Wide West. He could leg wrestle a cougar with his bare hands, square dance with a pack of grizzlies from sunup to sundown, and drink a cup of sarsaparilla standing on his head while leg wrestling a cougar and square dancing with a grizzly.
An Introduction to Shadow by Derek Elkins

An Introduction to Shadow by Derek Elkins

  • An Introduction to Shadow by Derek Elkins
  • Kindle Edition | Smashwords
  • ISBN: 9781311561428
  • Word Count: 80,880
  • Genre: Horror Adventure

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An Introduction to Shadow by Derek ElkinsWhen he is saved at the last moment from a monstrous attack, Malcolm, a homeless teenager, follows his savior into a foreign, new world of soldiers and monsters, of masters and mad men, where good and evil clash over the fate of the world. “An Introduction to Shadow”, an adventure horror novel, centers on Malcolm, who is suddenly introduced to a world he never realized existed: a world where the Fallen, monstrous beings whose only existence is to kill, steal and destroy have the capacity to take over the bodies of the living, and the Awakened, warriors exclusively chosen by a mysterious Creator. He soon finds that these two groups have battled for centuries over the lives of mere mortals. As Malcolm is drawn deeper and deeper into this conflict, a war he neither knew nor asked to know about, he must face not only the Fallen, who seem intent on destroying him, but his own inner demons as well. To even participate, he must receive power, he must learn to wield what is placed inside of him and he must learn to traverse the very shadow that wants him dead.
A Force of No Equal by Derek Elkins

A Force of No Equal by Derek Elkins

  • A Force of No Equal by Derek Elkins
  • Kindle Edition | Smashwords
  • ISBN: 9781301194759
  • Word Count: 15,080
  • Genre: Sci-fi Horror

A Force of No Equal by Derek Elkins------------

Three waves decimated the earth. In the First Wave: Snow Day, they came with the snow to destroy as many of us as possible. During the Second Wave: A Trip to the Zoo, they took over our government, our armies and our own bodies. And finally, in the Final Wave: A Hike in the Mountains, one of the last members of the human race tries to run for a place to hide and wait out the invasion, only to find that there is literally no place on earth left to run. In order to get our planet, they had to get rid of us.
City on the Edge of Tomorrow by Derek Elkins

City on the Edge of Tomorrow by Derek Elkins

  • City on the Edge of Tomorrow by Derek Elkins
  • Kindle Edition | Smashwords
  • ISBN: 9781301312788
  • Word Count: 40,580
  • Genre: Teen Fantasy

City on the Edge of Tomorrow by Derek Elkins------------

How far would you go to save your son? An autistic boy is taken in the middle of the night by something made from blackness that drags him into the attic and through a portal to a different world. His father is not two steps behind, struggling through an alien landscape where every thought, every whim can be turned into reality. As he searches desperately for his son, he faces an enemy intent on stopping him no matter the cost: an enemy capable of changing his appearance, an enemy who is always one step ahead, an enemy who can turn the very light into darkness.
Among Wolves by Derek Elkins

Among Wolves by Derek Elkins

Among Wolves by Derek Elkins------------

A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves? Beneath the surface, the wolf roams.
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