Category: Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher
Pretty Much Just One Shade of Brown (Part I) by OJ Wolfsmasher
| February 19, 2013 | Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher |
- Pretty Much Just One Shade of Brown (Part I) by OJ Wolfsmasher
- Kindle Edition | Smashwords
- ISBN: 9781301244485
- Word Count: 5,877
- Genre: Satire, Parody
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What does it look like when an author rage-quits her or his culture? It probably looks a lot like this parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. I’m so sorry. (With special appearances by Justin Bieber and superchef Bobby Flay.)
Get Acquainted With Mr. Grief (Pilot Episode) by OJ Wolfsmasher
| February 11, 2013 | Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher |
- Get Acquainted With Mr. Grief (Pilot Episode) by OJ Wolfsmasher
- Kindle Edition | Smashwords
- ISBN: 9781301400768
- Word Count: 6,327
- Genre: Literary Fiction, Christian Fantasy
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Paul is a messenger from God, but he is not an angel. At least, he doesn’t think he is. In this Pilot Episode, his mission to an Atlanta megachurch brings him face-to-face with an out-of-control Pastor whose crapulence forces him to confront his own tragic past.
Zombiez! by OJ Wolfsmasher
| September 27, 2012 | Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher |
- Zombiez! by OJ Wolfsmasher
- Kindle Edition | Smashwords (Only registered members can view the 100% off coupon. Register for free or log in to your account.)
- ISBN: 9781301877065
- Word Count: 12,450
- Genre: Undead Horror, Black comedy
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During a zombie apocalypse, eight seemingly random people take shelter in a spooky chapel in the middle of the woods. In this bleak black comedy, OJ Wolfsmasher mines the depths of the human condition and finds lawsuits, bribery, shotguns, performance-enhancing drugs, Death Panels, killer wedgies, pick-up artists, marital affairs, hallucinations, bad accents, forced massages, contracts to beat up Priests, deviled ham, money-filled briefcases, Apple stores, Elder-like Gods, fish-monsters, and lots of zombies. There’s more, too, but how many more cool keywords do you need before you’ll read this?
Seriously, it’s like Lovecraft meets the TV show LOST with a backdrop of zombie hordes. If you’re not interested in that, then there’s something wrong with you.
Love Can Be Scary by OJ Wolfsmasher
| July 17, 2012 | Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher |
- Love Can Be Scary by OJ Wolfsmasher
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- ISBN: 9781476476001
- Word Count: 4,298 (approximate)
- Genre: Romance, Humor & Comedy
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From the demented mind of OJ Wolfsmasher comes a molotov cocktail of a love story destined to not ever wind up on the same bookshelf as any book from Nicholas Sparks. It will either make you reconsider what you think about everything, or just make you angry. You won’t find out until you read it.
Fanjanko meets a beautiful and mysterious woman who turns his life upside down and shakes it like an etch-a-sketch. Is she everything he’s ever wanted, or is she just playing a dangerous game?
Walter’s Graduation by OJ Wolfsmasher
| June 28, 2012 | Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher |
- Walter’s Graduation by OJ Wolfsmasher
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- ISBN: 9781476387512
- Word Count: 4,122 (approximate)
- Genre: Literary, Black Comedy
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Some students like to study, and some don’t. Walter McDuke has never been what you’d call an active learner. But what happens when he needs an “A” in order to avoid summer school? Hilarity, that’s what. And also cheating and blood.
Questions For A Culture That Has Closed Its Mind by OJ Wolfsmasher
| January 30, 2012 | Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher, Projects |
- Questions For A Culture That Has Closed Its Mind by OJ Wolfsmasher
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- ISBN: 9781466128675
- Genre: Short Story; or, maybe a test?
- Word Count: 8,833
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Q: Are they stories, or are they test? A: They’re both! From OJ Wolfsmasher comes a delightful experiment in fiction that will grab your brain by the ear and force it to consider new possibilities. In this first set of questions you’ll meet a man who can fly, a cat with free will, a woman who hates aliens, and much, much more.
Helmets Do Not Expand with Heads by OJ Wolfsmasher
| January 9, 2012 | Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher, Projects |
- Helmets Do Not Expand With Heads by OJ Woflsmasher
- Kindle Edition | Smashwords (Use 100% Off Coupon XF65Y)
- ISBN: 9781466135444
- Genre: short story
- Word count: approx
- Download Links: EPUB | MOBI | PDF
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Have you ever wondered what NFL players were actually thinking between plays? With so many suffering head injuries, it’s a shame that helmets don’t expand with heads… this would surely help them think more clearly…
In this inaugural work by OJ Wolfsmasher, Mark, an NFL star, psychoanalyzes his predicament, the other players, and the particular play he is executing. Who would have thought that in the time it takes for a football play to reset, a NFL football players could delve into existential self-reflection and analysis of the universal situation?
It is not so hard to imagine if the player involved thinks he’s the center of the universe.
