Posts Tagged by weird
|July 31, 2012||Posted by Derek Elkins under All Projects, Elkins Projects|
Chapter Seven – The Mysterious Passion of the Crusty Hermit
The sock monkeys and the blue toupees had a long-standing feud for as far back as any could remember. It had started because either a sock monkey had sneezed and used a blue toupee as a handkerchief or a blue toupee had borrowed five bucks from a sock monkey and never paid it back. No one precisely remembered which.… Register or log in to access full content
|July 14, 2012||Posted by Derek Elkins under All Projects, Elkins Projects|
Chapter Five – Sock Monkeys in the Blue Toupee Jungle of Death
The jungle spread out before Suzie, Frank, Frank’s Colon, Flippy and Melvin like a giant sock and underwear drawer, where everything had just been tossed in, was not laid carefully in rows, and the underwear was not folded just so.
“Well, well”, said Frank, “The Blue Toupee Jungle. As I live and breathe.”
“That’s a jungle, all right,” said Suzie.… Register or log in to access full content
|June 30, 2012||Posted by Derek Elkins under All Projects, Elkins Projects|
Chapter Three – Evil Circus, Part Five
For years now, Suzie had awakened Cleotus in all sorts of vile and disgusting manners because she either delighted in torturing him or because she was incredible bored: perhaps a combination of the two. Occasionally, Cleotus would be brought back from the depths of dreamland to find his pants smeared with jello, a mosquito taped to the side of his face, or, and this was one of Suzie’s favorites, with his shirt set on fire.… Register or log in to access full content
|June 15, 2012||Posted by Derek Elkins under All Projects, Elkins Projects|
Suzie Phipps and her brother Cleotus are in a world of trouble. Actually, they’re in an alternate-reality, Alice-in-Wonderland-on-steroids world of trouble.
The siblings have their lives turned inside out when an overweight fairy appears and shoots them to a different world. Once there, they are befriended by a leprechaun hunter named Frank, a sasquatch named Melvin, and Frank's Colon, an organ with arms, legs and a serious attitude problem.
Suzie and Cleotus learn that the only chance to return to their world is to seek the wisdom of the mysterious and enchanted Mr.… Register or log in to access full content