Zombiez! by OJ Wolfsmasher
|September 27, 2012||Posted by OJ Wolfsmasher under All authors, by OJ Wolfsmasher, Latest Releases, Latest Releases by Wolfsmasher|
- Zombiez! by OJ Wolfsmasher
- Kindle Edition | Smashwords
- ISBN: 9781301877065
- Word Count: 12,450
- Genre: Undead Horror, Black comedy
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During a zombie apocalypse, eight seemingly random people take shelter in a spooky chapel in the middle of the woods. In this bleak black comedy, OJ Wolfsmasher mines the depths of the human condition and finds lawsuits, bribery, shotguns, performance-enhancing drugs, Death Panels, killer wedgies, pick-up artists, marital affairs, hallucinations, bad accents, forced massages, contracts to beat up Priests, deviled ham, money-filled briefcases, Apple stores, Elder-like Gods, fish-monsters, and lots of zombies. There’s more, too, but how many more cool keywords do you need before you’ll read this?
Seriously, it’s like Lovecraft meets the TV show LOST with a backdrop of zombie hordes. If you’re not interested in that, then there’s something wrong with you.
Warning: This story might be offensive to those who don’t like:
- Bleeped-out cusswords
- Bodily fluids
- The Occult
- Frank depictions of evil