Zombiez! by OJ Wolfsmasher

• Zombiez! by OJ Wolfsmasher
  
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• ISBN: 9781301877065
• Word Count: 12,450
• Genre: Undead Horror, Black comedy
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During a zombie apocalypse, eight seemingly random people take shelter in a spooky chapel in the middle of the woods. In this bleak black comedy, OJ Wolfsmasher mines the depths of the human condition and finds lawsuits, bribery, shotguns, performance-enhancing drugs, Death Panels, killer wedgies, pick-up artists, marital affairs, hallucinations, bad accents, forced massages, contracts to beat up Priests, deviled ham, money-filled briefcases, Apple stores, Elder-like Gods, fish-monsters, and lots of zombies. There’s more, too, but how many more cool keywords do you need before you’ll read this?

Seriously, it’s like Lovecraft meets the TV show LOST with a backdrop of zombie hordes. If you’re not interested in that, then there’s something wrong with you.