Zombiez! by OJ Wolfsmasher

Zombiez by OJ Wolfsmasher————

During a zombie apocalypse, eight seemingly random people take shelter in a spooky chapel in the middle of the woods. In this bleak black comedy, OJ Wolfsmasher mines the depths of the human condition and finds lawsuits, bribery, shotguns, performance-enhancing drugs, Death Panels, killer wedgies, pick-up artists, marital affairs, hallucinations, bad accents, forced massages, contracts to beat up Priests, deviled ham, money-filled briefcases, Apple stores, Elder-like Gods, fish-monsters, and lots of zombies. There’s more, too, but how many more cool keywords do you need before you’ll read this?

Seriously, it’s like Lovecraft meets the TV show LOST with a backdrop of zombie hordes. If you’re not interested in that, then there’s something wrong with you.

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Author Notes

Warning: This story might be offensive to those who don’t like:

  • Cusswords
  • Bleeped-out cusswords
  • Bodily fluids
  • The Occult
  • Frank depictions of evil

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